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This is a sample from the Infosys Bangalore Bulletin Board…. its one hell of a discussion…

Go for a Bottom-Up approach(read from the last message….)… the benchers strike again creating a havoc….

 

From: Anirban Mookherjee
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:59 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Yes certainly they should have, as infy is a global company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perhaps after tasing the coffee and tea here the client might want to outsource their coffee and tea facility to Infy
 



From: Kartik Krishnamurthy
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:53 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?

wil our dear cows /buffaloos………………………………….etc hav onsite oppurtunities as they wud surely want to know this in the interview……………



From: Archana Amperayani
Posted At:
Fri 1/20/2006 4:44 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Ba-Ba Moo-Moo – ROTFL

What will the grazing grounds signboards say in that case? "Milking in progress, No mooing please?"
And will the cattle stock be taught to read these
K

Thanks and Regards,
Archana.



From: Shatadip Som
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:40 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Yes we need to have very strict selection criteria so that only quality cows/buffaloes/camels/goats/sheep/llama/elk/elephants etc. are recruited for milking.

1)  Should have consistently high ‘milkademic’ performance. Should have given more than or equal to 10 litres/day in the past.
2) Should have high ‘dungamatic’ quotient. Should not have passed dung on the premises more than 3.4 times per 1000 days.
3) Should be good team players and not kick the milkman while milking.
4) Should meet deadlines and allow milking at late-hours and night-shifts too for the foreign clients.
5) Should have no communication skills else can disturb the employees by ba-ba/moo-moo etc.

—–Original Message—–
From:
Ankit Singh Chauhan
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:19 PM
Posted To:
KEC General
Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:

Can we have a separate DC for their Training n production?
"Production People" – no they would called "Production Animals"

N they hv separate recruitment policy.

Can any one suggest their minimum criteria?

Ankit Singh Chauhan

Software Engineering

Communication Service Provider

Infosys-Bangalore( India)

( – 91-8 0- 41564013

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:* AnkitSingh_Chauhan@ infosys .com

 



From: Ankur Sharma
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:14 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Ya…and that will make devegowda happy too J

Ankur..



From: Chandan Chatterjee
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:12 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:

Can the milking of the cows, buffaloes and goats be outsourced since it’s not a core competency that Infy enjoys ?



From: Anirban Mookherjee
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:11 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Yes thats true.

As cars or two wheelers are no more allowed inside the campus and the golf carts are only for the clients the ones who do not know cycling can use kangaroos for quick transportations from one place to another withing the campus.
 



From: Santhosh S Damle
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 4:03 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Yes, ‘Photo ID Card’ is necessary!

Or we would need dogs if the animals look too similar for security guys to identify.

Baggage check is not in question right now, but may be some day, if we have plans to allow Kangaroos for some reason.
J

SSD
 



From: Anirban Mookherjee
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 3:53 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Will the goats, buffaloes, cows and other animals have to follow the dress code????????? And will they have permanent ID card???????/ After all security was questioned by one of us!

I think having ID cards will help ensure better security. + the dress code will make them look more professional
 



From: S Sriram
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 3:43 PM
Posted To:
KEC General
Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Guys ………….  It was started with cow. Then people added buffalos and goats to the list. Check if anything else is missed out ( if its milk is useful or it is useful in someother way) before sending the suggestion to the concerned dept / authority.

 



From: Anirban Mookherjee
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 3:26 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Re:Can we have better coffee vending machines?

No need to buy the vending macines as CCD will provide them on loan I guess. Now coming to the goats/cows/buffaloes we have to purchase them, now the question is how many???? Should all building have one of each or should one building have only one animal?/? That is the point we have to decide on.

As far as the plantation goes I think the golf course is used no more, so we can have a tea and coffee plantation over there. After all its about tea or coffee so we need the main ingredient fresh!!!!! isnt it????????
 



From: Nitin Chaganlal Jain
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 3:14 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Re:Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Now we have to decide whether should buy Vending machines or milk giving animals like Cow/buffalo/Goat?

Regards,
Nitin Jain C.
ES-Oracle Practice,Blr.

Extn #: 60749, Mobile #: 9845195968



From: Amarpal Singh Sanghera
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 3:12 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

What if some buffalo turns out to be a LeT operative ?
 



From: Archana Amperayani
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 3:09 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

No!
If you want I can sign a petition online beseeching the authorities to allow cows, buffaloes and good coffee vending machines in Infy….
That’s the MAX I am willing to do
J

Thanks and Regards,
Archana.



From: Anirban Mookherjee
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:55 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?

I think Archana is the one who might arrange for the goats!!!!!!! (No offences meant) :-)

Can anyone make the arrangements for the cow and buffaloes please?

Also the tea and coffee plantations!!!!!!!!1

;-)

 



From: Sunil Kamat
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:50 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Who is Archana? Is it a goats name??

Regards,
Sunil Kamat

Software Engineer | Infosys Technologies Ltd. | Bangalore

Extn: 63245 | Mobile: 91 99451 29390 | Direct: 91 80 515 63245



From: Rajesh Rawat
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:39 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:

Can we have explanations?

Rajesh Rawat
Infosys Technologies Ltd,

Bangalore
EMEA, UK Retails & CPG



From: Joyjit Guha
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:37 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

I did not get this L
Goats and then Archana are you listening?

 



From: Anup Narayan Talegaonkar
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:23 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Why don’t we have goats too……?.

Archana are you listening?
 



From: Amarpal Singh Sanghera
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:14 PM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Can we also have buffaloes please ??? J
 



From: S Sriram
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 2:11 PM
Posted To:
KEC General
Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:
RE: Can we have better coffee vending machines?

I agree with you that milk powder is no substitute for actual milk. Similarly old milk is no substitute for fresh milk.

So how about having a cow and a decoction maker in each building, so that we can get a nice flavoured coffee.

 




From:
Madhu Raghavendra Sagar
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 11:57 AM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?
Subject:

Yes please…both tea and coffee taste really horrible…the milk powder is no substitute for actual milk.. what with all kinds of bugs coming out of the machine too!

It would be really nice to have something like what is suggested below.

 



From:

Nitin Chaganlal Jain
Posted At:
Friday, January 20, 2006 11:45 AM
Posted To:
KEC General

Conversation:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Subject:
Can we have better coffee vending machines?

Hi,

Can we have better coffee vending machines in Bglr DC like other DC’s? I remember we had got this Horlicks/Bornvita Vending machines in Hyd-DC (one per building) which lot of people out there has appreciated. Can we hope of getting similar ones in Bglr DC.

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